September Confessions

september confessions

It’s that time again…these are my monthly confessions for September!

Food Confessions
  • Not gonna lie, the people who tell me they don’t like cake/sweets always make me a little uncomfortable. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about balance, but sometimes you have to treat yourself otherwise, are you really living?
  • I also don’t understand the ones who claim they were so busy they forgot to eat a meal. I plan my whole day around food, so I promise you that person will never be me.
BeautyΒ Confessions
  • I try really hard not to but sometimes when I’m in meetings, I give people makeovers in my mind. I pick out a new hairstyle, outfit, makeup, the whole 9 yards. It’s a blessing and a curse really.
  • I would 100% create Halloween makeup looks everyday if it were acceptable.
Random Confessions
  • While shopping the other day, I totally went up to another vehicle (same make, same model) and couldn’t figure out for the life of me why the button on the side of the door wasn’t unlocking when I clicked it. I also started semi-freaking out whenΒ I noticed a huge scratch on the side of the door. I was about five seconds away from calling my husband in extreme panic when my boys pointed to the next row over and said, “Mom, isn’t that our car over there?”
  • I completely blanked the other day when someone asked me how old I was. Fortunately I don’t think they expected an actual answer, but I couldn’t even muster up a response if I wanted to. It was like “Um, well I know I’m older than 21…and I think I had my 25th birthday..” lol. In case you’re wondering I’m 26, and it only took me about 2 minutes to remember. πŸ˜‰
Pet Peeve of the Week

People who fail to signal irk me to no end. It’s like really, you’re that lazy that you can’t switch on the signal that’s right next to where your hand is anyways? If I could write them a ticket on the spot, I totally would. #copwifeprobs

Humor/Funnies

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Thanks for stopping by!-Cara

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78 Comments

  1. Robin wrote:

    I “blanked out” the other day. I was leaving a voicemail message at work. Despite saying our company’s phone number at least a dozen times every work day, I just drew a blank as to what it was. I hung up and then called back and left another message, pretending that our phone system was “giving us trouble”. I also hate when people don’t use their turn signals. Or when they STOP and THEN turn the signal on.

    Posted 10.9.16 Reply
    • Oh I know..the ones who completely stop before turning.. don’t even get me started on them lol. Thanks for commenting! πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.10.16 Reply
  2. Kari wrote:

    My pet peeves are also about driving. We have a new sign on the main road by my house that talks about not hogging two lanes. People think they can just ride down the middle because at the end of the road they merge together. SMH

    Posted 10.8.16 Reply
    • Ugh how annoying is that?! I can imagine that gets old real fast…

      Posted 10.10.16 Reply
  3. I agree with literally every. single. one. of. these. Yes, on all of the food ones! I seriously always plan my day around food! And what good person doesn’t like sweets?! I love how you give makeovers in your head! All of these made me laugh!

    Sarah
    http://mybowsandclothes.blogspot.com

    Posted 10.7.16 Reply
    • Haha I try really hard not to, but sometimes I can’t help but want to give people a new hairstyle or something! πŸ˜‰ Glad you enjoyed it!

      Posted 10.10.16 Reply
  4. Darcy wrote:

    I don’t understand people who forget to eat a meal.. like I plan my entire day around when I get to eat hahah!
    http://www.amemoryofus.com

    Posted 10.7.16 Reply
  5. suzanne wrote:

    Haha. I don’t trust people who don’t like sweets, either! Seriously, something is wrong there πŸ™‚

    Posted 10.7.16 Reply
  6. Those funnies were just what I needed to today!! Haha love it

    Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  7. I am in love with all those Memes! I totally agree with you on the people that “forgot to eat” like how?! I will be eating breakfast and already wondering where my next meal will come from haha

    Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  8. Bree Hogan wrote:

    Bahaha I love your comment about planning your whole day around food – I’m the same!

    Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  9. Lux G. wrote:

    These memes just made my day. LOL.
    Oh, I don’t know why some people don’t like sweets. They’re missing half of their lives. πŸ™‚

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Yeah really. It’s like clearly you’re not eating the sweets I eat, otherwise you’d be crazy not to like them! πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  10. Stephanie wrote:

    These are so good. I love sweets. How can you not like sweets? Lol.

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  11. Today I was pretty much your bottom graphic lol. But I did find the energy to comment:)

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  12. I’m totally with you on the no-signaling! It drives me absolutely crazy!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  13. Kiara Catanzaro wrote:

    Couldn’t agree with you more about people who don’t signal! It’s not hard! Awesome post as always, Cara!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  14. Can I co-sign your food confessions? I will never understand how people forget to eat because I start to get hangry and not feel well. And the people who always skip the cake at the office birthday or any event in general always make me snicker. One slice or a few bites aren’t going to kill ya! Enjoy it, life is too short.
    Green Fashionista

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Yes definitely! My husband KNOWS when I’m hungry haha because I get so irritable. And exactly- enjoy a slice of cake! πŸ™‚

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  15. Falon wrote:

    I don’t understand people who forget meals either! I wish I could do that.

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Yeah I’d have to be really sick for that one to happen lol

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  16. Haha agreed on the pet peeve front! Those memes are perfection btw!! haha

    Rachel | http://www.theconfusedmillennial.com

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha the last one describes my life most days perfectly. πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  17. So funny! I feel the same way about meals and treats. I plan my day around yummy meals and seriously don’t get it when people say they don’t like sweets. I just assume they’ve never had good ones so they don’t know what they are missing out on πŸ™‚ I love your meeting makeover strategy! I’m sure that helps meetings to fly by and wouldn’t that make a great reality show?!?! Crashing meetings and giving makeovers – I’d watch that!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • That’s an awesome idea for a show! I’ll reach out to TLC! πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  18. Brittany wrote:

    Hahaha, the makeovers in my mind comment cracked me up!!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • I try really hard not to, but sometimes you just can’t help it. Lol I work with a lot of “professionals” who could easily have been nominated for the show what not to wear.

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  19. I have actually gotten into the wrong car – twice. Both in the passenger side, once when someone was in the driver’s seat. HORRIFYING. LOL

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Oh my gosh! What did you do?! Or what did they say, rather?! lol

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  20. Timothy Ferguson wrote:

    Hey Cara! i hate getting behind people that just don’t know how to drive. You can ask your mommy and especially if they don’t know how to use a turn signal. The other day we saw a vehicle only going 5 miles an hour up the mountain and I told your mommy they are going to get somebody killed. I love eating sweets and by the way the candy you made was great. Your mommy can tell you about stories about getting in the wrong car or mistaking ours for somebody else. Love you

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha it was funny. The kiddos had a good laugh at me over it.

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  21. Haha! I totally plan my day around what I’m going to eat too. Skipping meals just doesn’t exist for me. I’ve def walked up to the car in a parking lot thinking it was mine…on more than one occasion. Also…it drives me freakin nuts when people turn without using their blinkers!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Yeah me neither. If I have to live life hungry, I might as well not be here. lol

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  22. I love this post! I also, will make people over when I’m supposed to be concentrating on other things. And I can’t stand when people don’t use their signals!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Thank-you! And then it’s like how do you politely tell someone you would look amazing if you cut three inches off your hair! haha I have politely suggested colors for people to wear that would look good on them.. πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  23. Lily wrote:

    The car incident…has happened to me a couple of times! Thankfully no one witnessed it. LOL! The meme with the apple and Reese’s cracked me up!
    xo, Lily
    Beauty With Lilyο»Ώ

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha yeah I was thankful nobody was around. And haven’t we all had those times where we change our mine in the checkout line? lol

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  24. Mistle wrote:

    I agree with you on planning my day around food. I only skip a meal if I am feeling sick to my stomach. Other than that…bring on the food. I too hate when people do not use their turn signals. Texas drivers are the worst at not using their turn signals. So you literally have to stay a good bit behind the person in front of you due to that reason. Ugh!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • VA drivers must be similar, they’re horrible for not signaling. I get so agitated lol

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  25. Yes! I have been waiting for this post! With the first 3 confessions, I swore you were describing me! haha! I also agree with the pet peeve! My husband is lazy when it comes to clicking a signal, and it drives me bananas when I ride with him!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  26. Sierra wrote:

    Haha, I’ve done that with my car before. I can’t stand when people don’t use signals either! It’s really not that hard and it’s what your supposed to do! I’m cracking up at your funnies πŸ™‚ Beautifully Candid

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  27. Kim wrote:

    Oh my gosh, I totally plan my day around food and I’m not ashamed about it at all. As we’re eating lunch I always ask my husband what he wants for dinner and it drives him crazy hahaha. I blank on my age all the time these days. I genuinely forget how old I am because I stopped counting a long time ago hahaha. Hope you are having a great week! XO -Kim

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • I’m the same way and it bugs my husband too! haha Too funny! I mean food is an important part of the day! πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  28. Rebecca Jo wrote:

    haha – my husband has done that with our car. I just stood back & watched how long it took for him to realize it wasn’t ours.
    I ALWAYS am forgetting how old I am. I have to do math a lot of times.

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Lol, that’s funny that you just let him figure it out… I was seriously so embarrassed yet glad no one was around to witness it except my two kiddos. I’m pretty sure they thought I was nuts. πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  29. Kate wrote:

    Hi! When you said you have to live a little I totally agree! Life is too short never to treat yourself. I have also done the same thing with my car (your not alone.) The lion with coconut oil was fab. Happy Wednesday. K.

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  30. Marie wrote:

    Whenever someone tells me that they don’t like sweets, I’m always like really?? How can you not love cake? I don’t get it at all. Yeah, I never forget to eat and it totally shows. haha Food is always on my brain.

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Lol, it’s one of the mysteries of the world for me.. Like a. how do you forget to eat and b. how do you not like sweets? Thanks for commenting! πŸ™‚

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  31. forget to eat? i’m thinking about my next meal as i’m eating my current one LOL

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Yeah me too! Haha and probably already thinking about what I’ll have/fix tomorrow.

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  32. SAME with people who say that they forgot to eat. Like…HOW?

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha I plan my whole day out according to what I’ll eat and when..

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  33. Chrissy wrote:

    I don’t believe anyone who says they don’t like cake either. Or the ones that scratch off the frosting in disgust, because they are the ones that eat only the frosting at home.
    I can’t stand it when someone doesn’t signal, why is it so hard to show me where you are headed?
    Love the pics below, especially the “Decisions have been made”!
    Very fun post! Thank you

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha glad you enjoyed it! I’m pretty sure we’ve all changed our minds once or twice in the checkout line! πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  34. lol, I had a whole year that I went on saying I was a year older than I really was. And then I actually turned that age and thought: darn, I’m going to be 27 two years in a row πŸ™‚

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha then you wonder if some people think you are stretching the truth! πŸ˜‰ Lol oh well it happens!

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  35. Sara wrote:

    I’m one of those people who can forget to eat. It makes me THE WORST to be with because people don’t understand or worse yet feel like it’s intentional! I took my staff to a conference two weeks and had to tell them to remind me to feed them!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
  36. Pamela wrote:

    Haha I’ve totally forgotten how old I am before. I try not to say my age out loud too often (even though it doesn’t bother me at all) so I always forget! And yes to signals. SO annoying!! <3, Pamela Sequins & Sea Breezes

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Now I don’t feel as bad. haha You get asked all the time when you’re younger and are in school but as an adult it’s not something that comes up very often! πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  37. It’s funny because I forget how old I am all the time. Like the same kind of deal, someone will ask me and I will just blank. I really enjoy your blog! Looks so great!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha happy to hear I’m not the only one! Thank-you! πŸ™‚

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  38. Candy wrote:

    I came into the world hungry and I will go out hungry. Throw out an age. Gets to point it doesn’t matter.

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Haha you have to enjoy life while you’re here! πŸ™‚

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply
  39. Nadine wrote:

    I don’t trust people that say they don’t like sweets either! It is one thing to be avoiding them because you are trying to lose weight or some health reason….but to flat out say you never crave them or want them? Yeah, no. Not buying it. And I have totally walked up to the wrong car before!!! To the point of trying to put the key in the door wondering why my remote wasn’t working either. hahaha. It happens!

    Posted 10.5.16 Reply
    • Lol, I was so glad that the owner and/or nobody else was in the parking lot to see that occur, though. I was pretty happy that it wasn’t my scratched up door haha. πŸ˜‰

      Posted 10.6.16 Reply